If there is one thing that weed users can agree on, it’s that nothing beats a good high!
How To Hide Your High
If there is one thing that weed users can agree on, it’s that nothing beats a good high! However, there are situations in which you may need to know how to not act high, such as at work or school. You may even need to know how to act normal when high around some family members.
In this guide, we will show you how to act normal while high so that you can still enjoy your high as well as all the health benefits of weed without drawing attention to yourself. Lets get started!
How to Hide Being High
While there are certain public situations in which it’s perfectly acceptable to be high – such as at a weed-friendly concert or casual social gatherings – there are many instances that require you to hide your high. You may even need to hide your high from certain people, such as your boss or your family members.
With this in mind, it’s important to note how weed smokers act when they are high to help better disguise yourself. Here are some common mistakes many people make while being high in public:
- Smelling like weed: Sometimes it’s easy to spot a stoner based on the scent of weed in the area, even before you see someone who looks high. Weed has a very distinct scent that tends to engulf everything around you, including your clothes, breath, car, and all of your personal belongings.
- Having red eyes: Some people have red eyes, droopy eyelids, or glazed over eyes when they are high. This is a huge give-away when it comes to hiding your high.
- Unusual behavior: Have you ever tried to act like you aren’t high when you really are? It’s hard to do. Many people associate certain behaviors and body language with being high. The way you act is a dead give-away!
- Dressing like a stoner: Some people would say that they can spot a stoner a mile away based on how they dress. If you want people to perceive you as a professional, then it’s best to dress like one. Leaving the 420 shirts at home is a good idea when you are trying to hide your high.
- Talking like a stoner: When you’re high, you may talk differently than when you are not high. This may include using stoner slang, slurred speech, or talking slower than usual.
How To Cover Up Being High
It’s not always easy to cover up your high. You may need to pay special attention to both your appearance and your behavior. Here are some tips to keep in mind the next time you need to know how to act normal when you’re high:
- Cover up the smell
Smelling like weed is probably the biggest indicator that you’re high. One of the many reasons why people love weed is because of its pungent, Earthy smell. However, the instant people smell it, they assume you are high.
Weed tends to linger on your skin, clothes, and basically everywhere. If you want to get rid of the smell of weed, then consider changing clothes, showering, brushing your teeth, or airing out your car before you meet up with anyone.
- Be cautious about your appearance
Most people expect stoners to look a certain way. You don’t have to fit the stereotype, even if you are high. Be sure to dress nicely. Leave the baggy jeans and oversized clothes at home and dress presentable wearing professional clothes that fit. In other words, leave your 420 apparel at home and save those weeds socks for later. It’s also better to overdress, especially if you are going to work or somewhere that you need to look nice.
- Don’t talk if you don’t have to
This is a good tip to use anytime you are trying to hide your high. Sometimes, when you’re high, you might speak differently than when you’re not. This includes using slang that stoners use, like “dude.” If you’re ever uncertain about how you come across to others, then it’s best to play it safe and stay quiet or listen more than you talk. You may end up slurring your speech, talking slowly, or saying something to indicate that you are high, which could get you in trouble at work!
- Carry eye drops
Eye drops are a good thing to carry around if your eyes tend to get red when you’re high. Add a few eye drops to your eyes before you have to meet up with anyone who might be able to tell you’re high when you don’t want them to. If you’re in an outdoor setting, you may also be able to get away with wearing sunglasses. However, wearing sunglasses indoors may seem suspicious and can make people think you are trying to high your eyes for a reason!
- Try to stay calm
Depending on where you live, weed may be perfectly legal. If so, then it’s best to relax and realize that people probably don’t care if you’re high. Weed is becoming increasingly popular, thanks to its many proven health benefits. This means that there are probably more people walking around high than you realize!
Try to relax and not worry so much about your high. This might be the best way to hide your high or otherwise suspicious behavior. Remember that if weed is legal in your area, then you aren’t doing anything wrong and there is no reason to high your high at all! Staying calm and cool is always your best defense.
